welcome to splotch school
Class is officially in session (don’t worry, there’s no homework). At splotch school, we break down skincare in a way that’s fun, clear and actually useful. From Aussie botanicals to powerhouse actives, from daily routines to ingredient deep dives, this is your go-to hub for learning how to care for your skin — head to toe, every day.
The Body Serums: Why Your Limbs Deserve the "Face Treatment"
The Body Serums: Why Your Limbs Deserve the "Face Treatment" Let’s be honest—most of us treat our faces like royalty while the rest of our body gets treated like a dusty old rug. You wouldn't skip your face serum, so why leave your arms and legs out in the cold? Splotch Body Serums are like your face serum’s cooler, more adventurous cousin—lightweight enough to soak in faster than a cold beer on a 40-degree day, but packed with high-end actives. Meet the "A-Team" (Pick Your Fighter): Sweet Glow & Thirst Trap: The hydration heavyweights. Using Coconut and Hyaluronic Acid, these act like a massive glass of water for parched, "lizard-like" skin. Skin Revivalist: The "Barrier Boss." A peace treaty for your skin featuring Manuka Honey and Niacinamide to boost your natural shield and calm reactive patches. The Bodylifter: The "Gym for your Skin." Powered by Emu Apple and Peptides to keep things firm, bouncy, and "taut and terrific." Brightside: The "Liquid Gold." Kakadu Plum and Caffeine work to brighten dull bits and restore a healthy, radiant glow. Why Your Routine Needs a Serum: These formulas offer actives that actually work, bringing high-end ingredients typically reserved for face creams to your entire body. With zero wait time, they sink in instantly, so you aren't standing around waiting to get dressed. They are the ultimate layering legends, playing perfectly under your favourite Splotch body butter to lock in a 24/7 glow. Ready for skin that drinks it up? ✨ Shop the Splotch Body Serum Collection Here!
Learn moreHands Up Who Needs a Hand? Why Your Mitts Are Whinging
Hands Up Who Needs a Hand? Give Your Mitts a Rescue Mission Let’s be honest—our hands do all the dirty work. Between the harsh weather, constant sanitiser, and the daily grind, they often end up feeling like "a pair of old work boots." At Splotch Body, we reckon your hands deserve more than a "she’ll be right" attitude. Our hand cream squad is thick enough to fix the damage but never so sticky that you can’t open a jar of Vegemite five minutes later. The Hand-Y Line-Up: We’ve got a cream for every vibe—Helping Hands, Jazz Hands, Palm Reader, Hold Tight, Hand Model, and High Five. Each one features our signature powerhouse combos: Coconut & Hyaluronic Acid: The "Thirst Quencher" that acts like a long drink of water for scaly palms. Manuka Honey & Niacinamide: The "Barrier Bodyguards" that heal cracks and strengthen your skin's natural shield. Aussie Botanicals: Potent native ingredients that are tough on dryness but gentle on your skin. Why These Creams Stand Out: The "No-Gloop" Guarantee: Our formulas sink in fast, so you won’t leave greasy fingerprints on everything you touch. Scented, Not Stinky: Subtle, fresh fragrances that smell incredible without being overwhelming. The Perfect Sidekick: Sized perfectly to chuck in your bag, glovebox, or bedside table for a "service and tune-up" on the go. Whether you're fighting "sanitiser stress" or skin that feels "rough as guts," these creams will get you back to being high-five ready in record time. Ready for your hands to live their best soft life? ✨ Shop the Splotch Body Hand Cream Collection Here!
Learn moreSpritz Like You Mean It: Why Our Mists Are More Than Just a Pretty Scent
Not Just a Scent: The Ultimate "Overachiever" Mists Let’s be honest—most body sprays are basically expensive water that disappears after five minutes. At Splotch Body, we reckon you deserve better. Our Hair + Body Mists are the ultimate overachievers; they don’t just smell lush, they’re infused with skin-loving and strand-friendly ingredients to provide hydration, softness, and a long-lasting vibe check. Mist the Moment (The Line-Up): Call Me Honey: A sweet, calming blend of Manuka Honey & Coconut—like a warm hug for your hair and skin. Coconut Vacay: The "Out of Office" vibe. Coconut & Kakadu Plum deliver beachy, energizing energy anywhere. Citrus Bomb: A zingy explosion of Kakadu Plum & Lime—the perfect 3:00 PM wake-up call. Garden of Eden: Clean and floral. Lilly Pilly & Green Tea leave you feeling like a botanical goddess. Easy Breezy / Scent With Love: Our dual-mist duos for the legends who need serious versatility on the go. Why These Mists Stand Out: Unlike alcohol-heavy perfumes that leave your skin cranky and your hair crunchy, these mists act as a Hydration Station. They offer an "anytime" refresh that adds shine to your locks and softness to your skin. Whether you're battling "post-gym ripeness," afternoon slumps, or post-beach frizz, these mists are your "vibe insurance" in a bottle. Ready to spritz on some magic? ✨ Shop the Splotch Body Hair + Body Mist Collection Here!
Learn moreScrub the Day Away: Why Your Skin Is Begging for a Buff
Ditch the Sandpaper: It’s Time for a "Skin Reboot" Let’s be real—sometimes your skin feels a bit like a dry piece of toast. When you’re feeling flaky, dull, or a bit "reptilian," it’s officially scrub time. But don't treat your body like a dirty driveway with harsh chemicals. Splotch Body Scrubs are gentle, 100% biodegradable, and packed with native Aussie ingredients that deliver a "Smooth Move" every time. The Smooth Operators (Pick Your Fighter): Get Buffed (Coconut & Hyaluronic): The thirsty skin savior that buffs away dead bits while drenching new skin in moisture. Blemish Buster (Lilly Pilly & Tea Tree): The ultimate "backne" solution that tells breakouts to rack off and detoxifies pores. Catwalk Glow (Kakadu Plum & Caffeine): A zingy reset that uses Vitamin C and Caffeine to wake up your circulation for a serious radiance boost. Smooth Moves (Manuka Honey & Niacinamide): The "Polish & Restore" blend for sensitive skin, repairing your natural shield while you smooth. Skin Sanctuary (Emu Apple & Peptides): A "gym session" for your skin texture, leaving you feeling bouncy, firm, and refined. Why Splotch Scrubs Stand Out: We are Eco-Friendly Legends—our beads are fully biodegradable, so you get smooth skin without clogging the ocean. We trust the Aussie Power of native botanicals to be tough on dullness but kind to your "bits." Whether you’re fighting "desert legs," body breakouts, or a loss of "oomph," our scrubs reveal a fresh, sun-kissed glow without leaving you feeling like a greased-up chip. Ready to give your skin the polish it deserves? ✨ Shop the Splotch Body Scrub Collection Here!
Learn moreButter Up, Buttercup: Why Your Skin Deserves a Thick Hug
Ditch the Watery Lotions: Melt Into Something Better Let’s be real—most lotions are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. They’re watery, they disappear instantly, and they leave your skin just as parched as before. At Splotch Body, we don’t do "basic." Our Body Butters are thick, whipped, and packed with high-performance actives that actually show up to work. The Buttery MVPs: Starry Glow (Coconut & Hyaluronic + Shimmer): The "Date Night" hero. Deep hydration meets a cheeky shimmer finish that makes you look like a literal star. Glow Reboot (Kakadu Plum & Peptides): The "Youth Juice." Powered by Vitamin C and Peptides to keep your skin feeling energized, firm, and bouncy. Eternal Glow (Manuka Honey & Niacinamide): The "Skin Whisperer." Manuka Honey calms the farm while Niacinamide smooths things out and boosts your skin barrier. Why Splotch Stands Out: We’ve got the receipts: our formulas are Organic, Dermatology-Tested, and FDA-Approved. Whether you're a teen (13+) looking for a glow or a legend in your 60s chasing firmness, we’ve got you covered. We offer high-end results without the "stuck-up" price tag, and our site is easy to check out, so you can spend less time clicking and more time glowing. Whatever your skin is whinging about—be it "alligator skin," the midday slump, or irritation—consider these butters your skin’s personal bodyguard. Ready to feel starry? ✨ Shop the Splotch Body Butter Collection Here!
Learn moreGet Your Bounce Back: Why This Foam is Like a Gym Session for Your Skin
Get Your Bounce Back: The Ultimate "Firming Fix" in a Bottle As the years go by, skin can start to feel a bit more "relaxed" than we’d like. If your skin is lacking that youthful spring, it’s time to upgrade from basic soap to the Taut & Terrific Shower Foam. This isn’t just a cleanser; it’s a daily "lift" designed to make your skin feel as perky as a joey in a pouch. The Firming Dream Team: Emu Apple: A native Aussie antioxidant powerhouse that protects your skin from the environment and keeps it looking vivid and refreshed. Peptides: Think of these as "personal trainers" for your skin cells. They signal your skin to stay toned, firm, and full of bounce by supporting natural elasticity. The Foam Formula: Ditch the slippery gels for a thick, cloud-like foam that rinses clean and leaves your skin feeling "held together." Why It’s a Total Must-Have: It’s basically a gym session for your skin—without the sweat. You get the high-end firming benefits of a serum in the convenience of a fun, foamy wash. Whether you're fighting the "sag," dullness, or texture issues, Taut & Terrific helps your skin "snap back" and stay smooth. Ready to feel taut and terrific? ✨ Shop the Taut & Terrific Shower Foam Here!
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